i would cook forever if i could cook with this:

hungry for more.

there was a point a few months ago when television was owning my life. i wasnt upset about it or anything. i mean, i totally enjoy television. i like to be entertained ya know! but really, with this strike and god knows what else my television has been forgotten...or at least the tv i used to know. anyway, the strike is done and hopefully someday the return of "heroes" will happen and i will once again be super pissed that i cannot yet teleport (evolution speed up for reaaaalz!). BUT! i discovered "no reservations" with the help of my dearest dj johnam and i think that is all i need for now. anthony bourdain is the shit and i want so badly to drink a pint with him in a pub any place on earth. he has the best job ever. i only want to travel more and more.
i learned two things today:
1)romania isnt what i thought. although lady juliatold me it was a wonderful land filled with pretty people...i just dont think i could handle the mass amounts of meat on my plate and ya know i just dont care too much for cabbage. that tuica drink did look good. i could go for a little tuica. was it even "tuica"?? i dont know.
2) p diddy is a terrible actor and by terrible actor i mean a waste of human life.
amen.

i needed a place to post this...

a few weeks ago after the barack obama rally, jacob told me i was a haiku poem. i asked him what my poem said and he came up with this:

nature spirit who
doesn't touch one fleck of flesh
hates when the dog dies

i got i got ittt

i had nothing else to do!